Quirky Food Enthusiast Pillows

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'Flying ants?...Really? Just what kind of twisted fad diet have you put me on?'

"Some Fresh Rhino Horn in your drink, sir?"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Trail Mix: Contains No Less than 10% Actual Trail.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Ice Cream Flavors

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Our Troubled Chowders

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.