Quirky Eater Enthusiast Pillows

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Fast Food Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'