Quirky Eater Enthusiast Gifts

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Fast Food Restaurant

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Octopi a la mode.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

Roadkill Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Our Troubled Chowders

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'