Quirky Meal Lover Gifts

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'