Quirky Meal Lover Pillows

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Tzatzikicicle

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Octopi a la mode.

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Roadkill Restaurant

Fast Food Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Our Troubled Chowders