Quirky Eaters Gifts

How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?

Are you still doing that canary goldfish combo?

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"It's an unpretentious little eatery..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Sushi Train Spotters

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Roadkill Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'