Quirky Eaters Gifts

How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?

Are you still doing that canary goldfish combo?

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"It's an unpretentious little eatery..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Octopi a la mode.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Roadkill Restaurant

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."