Quirky Eaters Club Gifts

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Give him his food."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'