Picky Eater Club Gifts

She'll only eat it if I cut off the crust.

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

“Children hate me.”

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'