Picky Eater Enthusiast Gifts

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'