Picky Eater Experts Gifts

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"