Picky Eater Advocates Gifts

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"