Picky Eater Experts Mugs

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"