Picky Eater Advocate Mugs

"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."

"We'll have the people food."

"Buy the deluxe and I'll throw in the stick for free."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

“Children hate me.”

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."