Picky Eater Gifts

'Having to eat broccoli twice a week is not child abuse.'

"Mom, I HATE creamed corn...and isn't this stuff needed to make ethanol?"

"I feel ill Mum. I think it's the pesticides in the vegetables...have to eat burgers and pizzas."

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I always prey before meals - but when I open my eyes the vegetables are still there.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"It's good for me? No wonder it tastes so bad!"

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"

"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

"Waiter! - I don't like cheese with holes in."

'Vegetables are not on my agenda.'

"No, I'm not saying you're too picky, but you did dump that bloke because he said tomayto and you said tomarto"

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

"Please mum, please!"

"Did I mention that I'm invited to Danny's for supper?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Are you trying to tell me you don't serve pan seared sea bass?"

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"How can you say you don't like that? You haven't even tried it!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."