Quirky Eaters Club Pillows

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Niche Extracurriculars

Sushi Train Spotters

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."