Quirky Club Members Gifts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'He's maturing early.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"This does not make us friends."

Niche Extracurriculars

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Pole Vaulting Club

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Girl Guided Missile

Ironing out the kinks.

'We play in the cat protection league.'

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

This is the dance of how to get your bronze award.

The Stand-about society.

Mouse execution

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

Lurking Men's Club