Quirky Club Joiner Gifts

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Pole Vaulting Club

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Be wormier!'

Red Hat Society.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."