Quirky Club Joiner T-Shirts

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The devil you know and his plus one

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Pole Vaulting Club

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Be wormier!'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'