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New York Scatological society.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

The invention of baseball.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.