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Dancing at the Clubs.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Men drinking

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"We could start a band."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

The invention of baseball.

Nerd night at the club.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Before and After Tattoos.