Club Member T-Shirts

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Men drinking

'Social Climber' "Please can I join your golf club"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Founder of the Emoticon Club

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I'd recommend another teabag or two - The tea club's demanding a refund.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

Male Nudist Club

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'Be wormier!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

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Cricket Prospects.