School Club Member T-Shirts

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Niche Extracurriculars

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.