School Club Member Gifts

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"