Joining A School Club Gifts

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Table tennis.

Niche Extracurriculars

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Debate Club Note

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Men talking in a club house

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

Red Hat Society Members.