Joining A Science Club Gifts

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'But what is the universe for?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Men talking in a club house

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.