Joining A Fishing Club Gifts

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Ice fisher.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

Hell's Anglers

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'