Club Joiners Gifts

"Have you heard about the procrastinator's club? I'm thinking about joining it one of these days."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'The grudge match.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.