Club Joiners Gifts

"Have you heard about the procrastinator's club? I'm thinking about joining it one of these days."

"Hole In The Wall" (members only.) ? ?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Table tennis.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'