Club Joiner Gifts

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

Atheism is Hot

"You are now fully initiated into the super secret savers club - you will receive twenty percent back on all in-store purchases."

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'We really don't have anybody appropriate for you right now -- why don't you try the Low Self-Esteem Club?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'Be wormier!'

"I joined the local women's group today, darling."

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dance.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'