Joiner Gifts

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Welcome."

Ski kicker.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Harvey Smith.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'Be wormier!'

Old man learning to ice skate

'I'm stuck in this job!'

New Year's Resolution. . .

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

'You're breathing out deliberately!'