Journey Joiner Gifts

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Heading off with a packed bag

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The Paper Route

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Rainbow/Horizon

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Great, now we're lost."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Discomfort zone.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Backseat driver...'

The Chicken of the North

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

The bus home.

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!