Journey Jester Gifts

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

The Was-I-Ever-Helped-By-A-Radio-Traffic -Report Show.

Road Closed

You are here...or maybe here.

West and East

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Women in a cross country race

"#notguilty."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Yawning barristers in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tourist

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Crow and fox

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'