Journey Joker Gifts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Backseat driver...'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The bus home.

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

The Paper Route

"It's my helper trout!"

Vampire on a plane

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

How do fish get to work?

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Tedium Tours.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'