Journey Warrior Gifts

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

The Lost World: You are Here

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Filling up.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Old administration and torture.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.