Weight Journey Warrior Gifts

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Bench Press Accident

To do before Saturday...

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Valleyview diet clinic

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Ring for Service.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'