Weight Lifting Warrior Gifts

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

Even into his nineties, John was determined to stay fit!

'Can't you forget you're a weight lifter?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"I have a weight problem, doctor."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

To do before Saturday...

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."