Weightlifting Warrior Gifts

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'Office real estate' lifting weights

I'll take this one here.

'Let's face it. Your lower body isn't responding.'

"Leave him alone. Remember, no pain, no gain."

A bulge of bodybuilders

Weight lifting...where the weights stay up.

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"Dude's strong as hell, but all he ever works is back."

"Maybe you just have the wrong body shape for bodybuilding, Mr. Pedersen!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Weightlifter

"No more jolly. This year, Christmas is gonna be jacked."

Atlas remembers leg day

"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

In the years that followed, Little Miss Muffet's lust for revenge consumed her.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"We're exclusively delts."

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'