Wrestling Warrior Gifts

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"We're exclusively delts."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."