Wrench Warrior Gifts

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road. . ."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Nervous Oral Testing

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'