Wheel Warrior Gifts

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, what's the greasy wheel get?'

Bikepool lane only - 2 or more persons per bicycle.

"The very first thing we learn is to kangaroo."

"What's a patent?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile