Wheelbarrow Warrior Gifts

Farmer loses his balance.

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Overdoing it.

Psychic car mechanics.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Wheelchair Basketball

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Useless car accessories.

The Latest in Wheelburros

I love Pottery.

"I did it!"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Heaven: Disabled Access

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'The best part is the roadkill!'