Wheelbarrow Aficionado Gifts

'Hey, I thought we were going for a walk.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Joe Hundredaire

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Time to trim the eyebrows!

Comfort zone

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Extreme Bowling.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

The Latest in Wheelburros

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Winter Roadwork...

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."