Carousel Aficionado Gifts

Hunter putting down a flying horse.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

The interminable!

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

RAF plane ride.

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Monster Roller Coaster

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

BMX Tricks

Cricket ball deliveries

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

The rally driver's breakfast

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

A baggage carousel

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.