Carousel Lover Gifts

Realists Merry_go-Round. You only go around once.

RAF plane ride.

Carousel Ride

Hey, there's our luggage!

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Clown God

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Clown Face Painting

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Children's Entertainer

Beware of balloon dog.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'What's that funny smell?'