Carousel Crafter Gifts

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's an abstract artist."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Brain Power

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

RAF plane ride.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Wooly mammoth

Moog invented the blog.

Robot Costume

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

A baggage carousel

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Carousel Ride

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Hey, there's our luggage!