Chronicle Crafter Gifts

Moog invented the blog.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Brain Power

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

New Years Reolutions

Wooly mammoth

A woman knits from a globe.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

Garden Art

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Octopus and Swordfish

Writer's Block

Easy knitting project

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."