Cv Crafter Gifts

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Sorry, you have the wrong background for the job.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"He's an abstract artist."

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Brain Power

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

The Sculptor

Punkins

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Cross-country knitting.

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

Moog invented the blog.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

A woman knits from a globe.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Ice Sculpting Class.

Wooly mammoth

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"