Cv Creator Gifts

I see from your CV, Miss Mason, you are a Piscean and your lucky number is nine.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."