Cv Crafting Connoisseur Gifts

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"He's an abstract artist."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Whittler's Mother.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"She's a natural!"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Posh Easter Egg

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

About the potter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"It's called 'Sold'."

Thor's Other Tools

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Who's the artist?"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'