Cv Crafting Connoisseur Gifts

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"She's a natural!"

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"It's called 'Sold'."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

About the potter.

Thor's Other Tools

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Who's the artist?"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'