Content Crafting Connoisseur Gifts

Web Content Management

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."