Content Creator Aficionado Gifts

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

Bright Idea

Giraffe Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Thinking outside of the box

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media